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Ramai selalu cakap.."bersusah-susah dahulu bersenang-senang kemudian" "bukan senang nak senang,bukan susah nak susah"..
haih!tetapi dalam hidup aku ni bersusah-susah dan susah betol la nak jumpa senang yang kemudian tuh.. org gak cakap walaupun kita selalu hadapi kesedihan,ingatlah bahawa akan ada kegembiraan sebagai penghujung nya,jika sedih juga,maka ianya belum lagi penghujung..(macam ala2 cerita hindustan Amitabh Bacahan tuh)..
aku xnak jadi seorang manusia yang stereotaip melampau..bangun kerja,makan,maen futsal dan tidor.. plus hujung minggu kuar jenjalan KL yang semakin lama semakin aku rasa agak bosan dan terlampau "kedepan" orang nya.. betol ker "kedepan".. tepok dada tanya badan sakit ker tak..

Apa sebenarnya kita nak dalam kehidupan? memangla kalau boleh aku nak jadi lelaki macam dalam tiap-tiap drama bersiri di TV3 jam 10.30 malam tuh.. berTie..keta mewah..pastu semua disekeliling aku org2 yang cun dan lawa sahaja..pergh!! balek dari oversea terus jadi manager di syarikat DADDY.. betol ker gembira hidop cenggini? ntah la.. sekali lagi tepok dada tanya badan sakit ker tak..

Xcukup kah dengan apa yang ada sekarang? soalan yg bagus.. cukup mmg cukup ..tapi sekadar cukup makan..xperlu berkais-kais la sebab aku rasa Malaysia sekarang ni dah xder dah yang makan berkais-kasi tuh..mana tak nya..celik mata bersepah makanan ada..nak kais apa lagi??? makan saja la(duit mesti ada la)..Jadi bagi aku life aku skrg sangat mencukupi..cuma aku rasa macam ada org dah wat jadual kat aku(maybe aku sendiri)..YE LA!!.. 24-7 asyik wat benda yang sama jer..xder masa terluang untuk mengubah jadual ni.. hepi ker aku?sekali lagi tepok dada tanya badan sakit ker tak..

Dalam hidup kalau dah kerja perlu cepat2 kahwin ker? pelik gak kan pernyataan ni.. semua bila dah jumpa aku semacam ada FAQ yang mmg dorg siapkan dah(ala2 FAQ musim raya tuh "bila balek raya" +"naek apa balek kg" + "cuti berapa hari")..cuma soklan dia cenggini.."kerja mana" + "brapa lama dah keja" +"keja dah tetap pastu bila nak kahwin?" Betol ker bila dah kerja kena masuk ke alam seterusnya..aku rasa aku xbersedia lagi KOT..org ckp hanya jauhari mengenal manikam.. ni aku.. of coz aku knl aku maa.. tapi selagi xfikir "semua" ni mmg aku rasa aku akan jadi seorang manusia yg xlengkap..sekali lagi tepok dada tanya badan sakit ker tak.

Aku seorang kaki bola ker? aku rasa yer la kot..tapi kaki menyepak bola kot.. pastu aku suka berjaga malam @ pagi untuk tgk Liverpool maen walaupun xsekuat zaman "midfielder maestro" tu ader..tapi aku xkesah..kalah ker menang ker..aku tetap dgn Liverpool..semangat Scouser + Liverpudian tetap dihati walaupun aku bukan lahir disana..tapi org ckp xyah la tgk bola lewat sgt..sok kan kerja.. aku tgk bola sbnrnya aku xnak jadi manusia yg terlampau berjadual..ok ker? erkkk...sekali lagi tepok dada tanya badan sakit ker tak.

jadi anda rasa bagaimana? betol ker cenggini!

keep busy

hello there..
saya teramatlah wat2 bz..penat sgt skrg ni..xder masa nk rest or even update blog.banyak sgt task terbengkalai di opis.. Ok lah.. Kelas lg.. Life not suck.. Me make it suck..Gtg..

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Salam Aidil Fitri

takziah

al-fatihah kepada kawan karib saya azhar ..antara kawan paling baik pernah saya ada..paat telah selamat kembali ke pangkuan Ilahi..dari hari paat hilang smpi d jumpai aku ada d kampong paat..dari pencarian hingga ke pengkebumian..cuma rezki aku utk melihat paat xkesampaian..xpa lah..paat aku nak mntak maap..sbb aku xdan nak balas semua jasa baik ang pada aku.. Aku akn igt semua kenangan dari arau,bundle,kueh teow abah,aksi merempit kta d sh alam,mcm2 lg..thanxs bg aku pnjam mtor c7o ang..siyez aku nyesal sbb xdpt bg 1 prtolongan kecil pd ang paat..aku tau kta pnh gadoh,lwk ksr..tapi aku xsmpn pn dlm ati.. Cuma aku jeles sbb ang rajin.. Aku xpon..aku tgk dik wan aku igt kt ang.. Sbjik cm ang..paat..sumpah aku mntk maap sbb bnyk nyusahkn ang..dri scooter,nsi lemak jati smpi la hal2 peribadi.. Aku ada bnyk dowh gmbar ang.. Gmbr konvo..gmbr ang syok sndri dpn laptop..aku dah xleh maen dah bcg ang.. Paat..paat..paat.. Jgn lupa aku..aku xkn lupa kn ang..

Ramadhan ..

Selamat Datang Ramadhan..

-control nafsu

-banyakkan amal Ibadah

-penuhkan puasa

-AMIN-

Apa dah jadi?

1- aku dapat satu komen dari anonymous "Ko buat entry dalam English nape? English ko suck.. Cintai lah BM".. aku tersenyum.. aku admit..English aku xsebagus omputih sejati..but at least..aku cuba.. Do you? i love BM dan dlm pada tu aku belajar English.. so xsalah buat rojak..lagipun rojak kan sedap..

2- kwn aku ckp dia suka lagu2 Lenka.. aku donlod dan dengar.. memang sedap..aku bukan peminat muzik yg mampu dengar semua muzik yg ada didunia..dan aku xler berpengetahuan mcm sesetengah muzik mania.. bagi aku.. Lenka 1 vs Alanis 5..isn't it?

3- ada yg tanya.."skop blog ini?" .. i'm talking about me..

Fragrance - I like the most

Saya teruja

Aku tengah teruja dapat dengar pre-released album Muse - The Resistance..

can't wait .. September 2009..

* best song - United state of eurasia

best music arrangement - I Belong To You

ni semua pada pandangan dan hasil dengar mengikut halwa telinga aku..

Totally difference

Takziah..

Takziah kepada keluarga Asri Rabbani..

Al-Fatihah.. Satu kehilangan yg besar bagi industri Nasyid Malaya.

songs - i like the most

kiss me - sixpence non the richer

*i'm in love with this song,mm when i watched "she all that".. wow.. the melody and lyrics mixed up toghether..it's just beautiful and so harmonic.

tapes - alanis morrisette

*the thing is, i like alanis's most recent album, the best from alanis i think..but this song like a 'haunted song' for this album.

suicidal dream - silverchair

*the 'live' version is better coz Ben are crazy with his 'thing'.. trust me..

bittersweet - the verve

*old skool but the best ..

in joy and sorrow - him

*i love metal coz this songs..

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sorry! No Gift No Problem Aite?

Made In Malaysia

* The best ever Malaysian Comedy Action Movie .. Two Thumbs Up.. Go and see this Pecah Perut Movie.

Harun Salim Bachik(Marcello) is the best. Afdlin n Roshidi is Selamba Kodoq..

Fun Friends

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* Thanxs to RazImah for the lovely pictures.. These photos are grabbed from www.flickr.com/adziem

Target list

1.new kick Desert Trek
2.new England shirt
3.CK jeans
4.ray ban aviator
5.new gadget
6.PS3 or Xbox 360
7.saving >RM4k
8.new style
9.LG scarlet 32'LCD
10.catch Liverpool live on game
11.ok la pointer
12.Oni Tiger Rakugaki LTD series
13.get engaged
14.go to Bali/Bandung
15.camping n traveling

good & bad 2

good : got a good pointer
bad : i'm tired to finish this study things..haih!

good : sudah dapat mengawal NAFSU dalam membeli belah..
bad : but.. sampai bila? haih!

good : monthly income bertambah..side income makin mencurah2
bad : still xcukup untuk aku membeli semua target list aku.. haih!

good : new look..matured..not so teen la..
bad : it all fake and so not me..haih!

good : to hear MJ's songs
bad : is he Muslim.. Me? haih!

good : try to be a good Muslim..Pray..
bad : still not enough.. far away from the target line..haih!

good : back to blogging thing..
bad : malas .. haih!

Man Utd Vs Malaysia XI

Saya sokong Malaysia malam ni.. cause i'm forever Liverpool's fan.. Spirit Of Shankly!

Langkawi 2009

what a view a what..

is this love this is

'hot' isn't it isn't?

333+336=335

good job..keep on! smile

Happy Birthday Mom

Happy Mother's Day

I love u Bakhiyatun Bt Saad.. i owe u a lots..everything u've done to me.. i can't paid till the day i die..god bless u..

You raised me up..

When I am down and, oh my soul, so weary;
When troubles come and my heart burdened be;
Then, I am still and wait here in the silence,
Until you come and sit awhile with me.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up: To more than I can be.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up: To more than I can be.

There is no life - no life without its hunger;
Each restless heart beats so imperfectly;
But when you come and I am filled with wonder,
Sometimes, I think I glimpse eternity.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up: To more than I can be.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up: To more than I can be.

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1- 24 tahun .. Syukur pada Allah kerana memanjangkan umur ku.. walaupun amal ibadat ku xcukup mana.. tapi dapat juga hidup..aku akan berubah.. aku akan berubah...
2- Terima kasih kepada 'circle'..seorang yang istimewa dalam hidop aku.. moga tuhan merahmati hubungan kita .. thanxs also for your lovely Clark Desert Trek... walaupun xdapat Clark Lugger.. CDT is the most beautiful shoes i've ever had.. thanxs so much..
also thanxs for 'circle' because treated me at TGI Fridays(the most delicious grilled lamb)which is so 'if u see k'ing expensive.. but truly worth it...
3- thanxs to My family who always remembered my birthday.. i love u all..
4- thanxs also to my fellow friends.. walaupun belated wish.. janji semua ingat aku..

Earth Lover...(love this lyrics)

Take a Bow

Corrupt, you corrupt,
and Bring corruption to all that you touch.

Hold, you’ll behold,
And be Holden for all that you’ve done.


And Spell, cast a spell,
Cast a spell on the country you run.

And risk, you will risk,
You will risk all their lives and their souls.

And burn, you will burn,
You will burn in hell, yeah you’ll burn in hell.
You’ll burn in hell, yeah you’ll burn in hell for your sins.

And our freedom's consuming itself,
What we've become is contrary to what we want
Take a bow.

Death, you bring death and destruction to all that you touch.

Pay, you must pay
You must pay for your crimes against the earth.

Hex, feed the hex
Feed the hex on the country you love

And Beg, you will beg
You will beg for their lives and their souls.

Yeah,
Burn, you will burn,
You will burn in hell, yeah you’ll burn in hell,
You’ll burn in hell, yeah you’ll burn in hell,
Burn in hell, yeah you'll burn in hell for your sins.

i love Abah

why i love my abah? there are lot of things he have done to me about 24 years ago.. i can't remember them all,but there are certain things that i still remember..
Tomorrow is special day for him.. 140448.. almost 61 years .. Allah still bless him.. i dunno if his brothers and sisters still remember abah's birthday.. for me..i don't give a damn.. cause i know.. there is no "appreciate" word for their brother who raised all of ten of them in pretty much good life without even less of love and money..but i swear.. if they hurt abah's feeling..i'm the worse nightmare they will facing at that moment..crap this shit..

for Khalid Bin Hashim.. i'm the happiest person in the world for having such a great father like you..
Allah bless you..Amin.. I love you abah..i love you.. Happy 61st Birthday..

all about 4

The Reds 08-09


whats up Ron?

Party time

Silly!


Man Utd 1 vs Liverpool 4
Liverpool 2 vs Man Utd 1

bad and good

good-dapat 'scholarship' to further my studies(2nd degree*actually 1st degree not-completed)
bad-tunggu almost 6th month to get this duit..xtahu lak bila duit nak masuk..haih!

good-i'll get back my RM4k money which i've spend for my studies before..
bad-this will get me into suck birokrasi or surat-menyurat thing..haih!

good-sem 2 dah nak start..xsabar nak habiskan study..
bad-here they come 7am to 11pm routine ..haih!

good-jumpa seluar topman straight-cut and so old skool design..very nice
bad-bila try xlawa la plak..haih!

good-dah target nak sehelai seluar yang berwarna plain macam biru or hitam shining..
bad-mahal la plak..dan xpernah jumpa yang sesuai pon..haih!

good-setelah banyak kasut(sneakers) aku ada.. aku still ngidam Clark Ori..
bad-mahal sangat..tunggu promoter(mygf's friend) tolong beli..dapat -40%..tunggu?..haih!

good-minat sangat dengan kasut Converse Jack Purcell (putih+leather)..
bad-banyak lak kasut aku warna putih..mahal lak kasut nih..haih!

good-aku dah lama cari Converse All Star (hitam+kain)..
bad-xpernahnya ada saiz 6..haih!

*moral-kenapa manusia xpernah puas dengan apa yang kita ada? NAFSU

14/2..so what?

aku decided nak create post baru pasal "valentine's day".. walaupun x sealim atau bukan seorang muslim yang perfect..aku ni jenis yang banyak membaca..so aku tahu serba sedikit tentang apa itu yang di panggil "hari kekasih"..pada pemerhatian dan pembacaan aku..Sebagai seorang muslim kita tidak boleh meraikan hari 14/2 ni kerana jika dibaca dan difahami sejarahnya amatlah bertentangan dengan pegangan dan kepercayaan Umat Islam sekalian..

* moral = kalau nak tunjuk kasih sayang tunjuk lah hari2..xkan sehari ja kot?..kasih sayang luas maksudnya...kepada Tuhan,agama,keluarga,kekasih,negara..yang penting sayang Diri Sendiri..

333

its just a number..yeah..just a number..but its meant a lot to me..

BAB+B

*i'm smiling while i'm watching this number on the screen right now

Famous quotes

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Mahatma Gandhi -
i believed now we have an ocean of dirty and just a few drops of humanity.

When freedom does not have a purpose, when it does not wish to know anything about the rule of law engraved in the hearts of men and women, when it does not listen to the voice of conscience, it turns against humanity and society.
Pope John Paul II
there is no conscience nowadays,it's just the weakest always wrong and the strongest always right.

Helping people in need is a good and essential part of my life, a kind of destiny.
Princess Diana
wondering what will you do if you still breathing today.

Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
Socrates
war is the cancer of the world.

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable
John F Kennedy
there is no such peaceful revolution now,only massacre revolution.

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.
Plato
it's happened..

Feed the hungry and visit a sick person, and free the captive, if he be unjustly confined. Assist any person oppressed, whether Muslim or non-Muslim.
Prophet Muhammad
Muslim are not a terrorist.

In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities.
Aristotle
this honor and reward no longer exist.

The holocaust is the solution to the Jews final question
Adolf Hitler
i bet Adolf know something 'big'.

In my speech I condemned all violence, even the suicide bombings, and I told all Muslims it's about time we stopped all these things and paused to think and do something that is much more productive
Mahathir Mohamad
Muslim must rise,Allah may not change our fate till we change it first.

The Koran was sent down in seven dialects; and in
every one of its sentences, there is an external and internal meaning.
Prophet Muhammad
lets Koran be our guidance,Muslim are not a terrorist.

I could have annihilated all the Jews in the world, but I left some of them so you will know why I was killing them
Adolf Hitler
now we know.

Boycott Israel

*full list items to boycott here

terlepas lagi..

1.aku dah banyak kali terlepas show @ concert band2 yang aku minat..dari napalm death+incubus+mono+butterfingers(IB)+mogwai..mm banyak lagi la..

2.yang sempat aku pergi pon soilwork+muse+gig(local band)..

3.semalam show mogwai..aku terlepas sebab semangat patriotik(sokong M'sia vs UAE)..

4.show yang laen semua terlepas sebab komitmen keje..alangkah baek kalu aku xkeja..

5.harap2 aku dapat gi tengok jason mraz nnti..satu lagi..aku harap sangat Liverpool FC datang ke M'sia..

Moral: keje untuk hidup dan bukan hidup untuk keje..

nice kan?

*wish this Macbeth will be mine..

boycott

-ape yang aku sudah boikot sekarang ni?(prove it)

~aku xbeli dah pakaian levi's..xbeli dah hugo boss parfume..
(aku suka Quicksilver clothes + jaguar parfume)
~aku xmakan dah kat McD+KFC+Piza+burger king+d donnut..
(makan kat foodcourt+big apple donnut)
~jarang dah p Carrefour..
(mydin lak skang ni)
~nestle(skang nak try produk tempatan)

-ape yang memang aku xpenah pakai or ambik tahu?

~aku xpenah pong lepak kat starbucks..(not a kopi heavy drinker)
~xpernah pakai CK(dulu ada nak try beli..skang xnak dah)
~xder lak aku pakai keta import..(aku pakai suzuki VS150 je)
~alat cosmetics buatan US atau Israel..(aku lelaki la)

-ape yang xmungkin aku boikot?(sebab)

~intel(sebab semua pc kat tempat keje pakai processor ni)
~nokia(sebab fon xpress music ni aku beli time 1st gaji,nak jual sayang+bazir)
~microsoft(xtau bila opis aku nak pakai open source software)
~movie+prison break(sebab aku kaki wayang + PB's addict)
~google(aku xsuka yahoo!..but i'll try another search engine)
~Bahasa Inggeris(sebab di UiTM aku belajar guna BI..kat UKM ni je pakai BM)
~music(i love music)

-kesan kepada aku jika aku boikot?

~pakaian(save duit aku..sebab brand luar ni mahal gila)
~makanan(save duit aku..sebab brand luar ni agak mahal)
~movie(maybe aku akan jadi kaki wayang local film..xpon tv addict)
~BI(aku maybe can't practice BI even though aku dah hampir mahir)
~band+music(aku maybe akan suka local indie band)

-pandangan aku tentang boikot?(prove)

~Malaysians are not seriously take part in this boycott things coz they always things like i-just-dont-care-as-long-as-not-disturbing-me's perceptions..(look at McD's outlets..still pack like a tuna in the brine

~part of boycott things(a lot) make me feel like i'm a Japanese..(support their local things no matter what)

~i think this boycott things not gonna stand for a long time..If we not unite as ONE(negara islam)..malaysia's govt still depends on US(weapon and economy) walaupun ada Dasar pndng ke TIMUR..

~boycott will make several Muslim(worker for this boycott things company) lose a job..this sort of things make me wonder how can i or we boycott?

moral : if u cant provide with energy..braveness..war..provide with money..provide with boycott..else provide with hate of this cruelty to Muslim..

kenapa suka?

benda yang paling dibenci atau tidak disukai adalah pandangan atau persepsi negatif segelintir masyarakat terhadap apa yang kita buat,pakai,dengar dan sebagainya.Sebagai contoh,Kenapa kau pakai macam tu? Kenapa kau minum arak? Kenapa kau dengar lagu macam tu?..selalunya persoalan2 ini hanya menggunakan ayat tanya "kenapa" daripada "bagaimana","macamana" ataupun "dimana"..sebagai salah seorang yang digolong atau termasuk dalam pihak yang agak kurang senang dengan pandangan serong masyarakat ni,aku akan menyenaraikan beberapa situasi yang apernah aku hadapi..

-case A

bila saja aku keluar dengan kawan2 yang agak liar(rokok+tonic+ubat+sex+pierce(lelaki)), seseorang atau ramai yang akan bertanya..

"Awat(kenapa) hang( kau) berkawan dengan depa(mereka) tu?"

salah ke aku nak kawan dengan orang macam ni? bagi aku, bila aku kawan dengan orang macam ni,aku happy,fun,a bit crazy..lagipon since aku kawan dengan kawan2 camni sejak form 1 lagi aku stil not a smoker+drunker+addicter ... aku juz kawan dengan member camni sebab aku puas dan suka..banyak gak benda baru yang aku dapat..lagipon member macam ni mostly educated.

-case B

bila saja kau beli pakaian baru yang pelik(bagi spesis penyibok ni la)..seseorang atau ramai yang akan bertanya..

"kenapa ko beli baju/seluar/kasut camni? xrasa pelik ke? xmahal ke? xsayang duit ker?"

isk..salah ke aku nak pakai barang pelik @ mahal @ branded ni..da aku mampu..aku belajar tinggi2 pastu keja penat2.. mampos pi kat aku la nak beli/pakai apa pon..lagipon aku puas..dan aku suka pakai dan bukan menunjuk2..(salah seorang dari penanya diatas sekarang sudah mula berjinak2 dengan benda camni..sebab nak tackle aweks..see!)

-case C

bila saja aku dengar lagu dari band pelik(bagi spesis penyibok ni la)..contoh : depeche mode|collective soul|bob dylan|alanis
seseorang atau ramai yang akan bertanya..

"kenapa dengar lagu camni? xganas la..xrock la.."

isk..suka hati aku la nak dengar band ape ke..lagu ape ke.. aku suka..janji gegendang telinga aku xpecah..musik itu universal..sampai bila nak rock jer..aduyai!

-case D

bila saja aku dilihat(time lepak) tidak merokok+drunk..seseorang atau ramai yang akan bertanya..

"betoi ka ang xhisap rokok?"

kenapa? nak jadi lelaki sejati kena isap rokok ker?bila dress-up sket kena isap rokok baru lengkap ker?(aku meluat tengok girl KL isap rokok+yang muka buruk+perangai pon buruk)..


moral : mind your own business..

car stickers

Sabtu,seharian di Midvalley buat aku penat sangat..jadi bf ni slalunya kena teman gf nya bila gf nak shopping.. but look at me.. sooooooo tired... lastly kasut yang dia nak tu xde..can u imagine?? luckily she's mygf and i love her.. beside ..i bought QS caps.. 1 benda yang wat aku sangat marah... bila salesgirl cakap pandai or tipu...disini perbualan aku dengan salesgirl tu :

salesgirl:hye welcome to Q#$%%^&^&*r..can i help u?
me:hye..i just want to buy new caps..
salesgirl:ooo..sini semuanya new arrival cik..
me:ok..i want this..bring me the new one..i don't want this display item
salesgirl:sure..
me:can i ask u something?
salesgirl:yes ..
me:is there any discount for QS's shades?
salesgirl:yes sir..but for members only..and its only 10%
me:ok..1 more things..do u have any free car stickers?
salesgirl:only for members and you must buy up to RM500
me:sure...saya member..and FYI i da spent more than that for QS stuff..i ain't get anything yet..
salesgirl:huh??(muka confuse mode)
me:yups..shirtS+bag+jeanS+shoes+sandal+key chain..but..what i got??
salesgirl:i'm sorry sir..this sticker is out of stock..its come rarely..
me:how come u say like dat..kalu xda cakap xda la..i da spent banyak duit untuk this brand tau..xkan sticker yang murah pon nak tipu i kot..
salesgirl:mm sorry sir..
me:its ok..

aku bayar dan trus belah ..dengan muka tension!

like this album

gym class heroes(as cruel as school children)-orang cakap band ni tak best.. who cares?? janji puas dengar..contact ringtone untuk mygf..

mew(frengers)-good guitar arrangement and drum bit..

radiohead(ok computer)-the most perfect band..great thom

butterfingers(malayneum)-malaysian old skool

him(love metal)-make me felt in love with metal

in flames(come clarity)-two thumbs up

allanis morrisette(Flavors Of Entanglement )-like this album so much

incubus(morning view)-my favorite

akon(konvicted)- ;)

cradle of filth(nymphetamine) - ;)

alter bridge(one day remain)- i like creed once..so i like them too

silverchair(freakshow)-daniel the genius

nirvana(in utero)-in memory curt

Manusia, Malaikat, Syaitan ..

Manusia - Eh, dah subuh dah?
Malaikat - bangunlah wahai anak Adam, tunaikan solat subuh mu
Syaitan - Alahhhhhh, kejaplah, ngantuk ini.awal lagi nie?.zzz

Manusia - Nak makan, laparlah ?
Malaikat - Wahai Anak Adam, mulakanlah dengan Bismillah...
Syaitan - Ahh, tak payahla...dah lapar ini !! mmm.. sedapnyaa?

Manusia - Hari ni nak pakai apa ye?
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, pakailah pakaian yang menutup aurat..
Syaitan - Ehh, panaslah, takde style langsung, nampak kampung!!

Manusia - Alamak, dah lewat!
Malaikat - Bersegeralah wahai man usia , nanti terlewat ke pejabat..
Syaitan - Ahhh?awal lagi?mmm.. aahh? suruh si X, punchkanlah?

Manusia - Azan sudah kedengaran..
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, bersegeralah menunaikan kewajipan
Syaitan - Baru pukul berapa.. rilex lah.. awal lagi nie?

Manusia - Eh, eh... tak boleh tengok ini, berdosa...
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, alihkanlah pandanganmu, sesungguhnya Allah
Maha Melihat dan mengetahui!
Syaitan - Perggghh... best tu... rugi ooo kalau tak tengok nie..

Manusia - Saudaraku sedang melakukan dosa
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, cegahla ia..
Syaitan - Apa kau sibuk? Jangan jaga tepi kain orang, lantaklahh?

Manusia - Elok kalau aku sampaikan nasihat ini kepada orang lain
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, nasihat-menasihatil ah sesama kamu..
Syaitan - Sendiri pikirlah, semua dah besar, buat apa susah?... pandai2lah?

Manusia - aku telah berdosa..
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, bertaubatlah kamu,sesungguhnya Allah Maha
Pengampun.
Syaitan - Tangguhlah dulu, lain kali boleh bertaubat... lagipun muda hanya
sekali....rugilah. .. (kalau sempat la)

Manusia - Kalau pergi, mesti seronok!
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, kakimu ingin melangkah ke jalan yang dimurkai
Allah, berpalinglah dari jalan itu .
Syaitan - Jangan bimbang, tiada sesiapa yang tahu... Jomlahhh?

Sekarang anda mempunyai 3 pilihan :
1. Anda - Patutke aku biarkan je
2. Malaikat - Ingatkan pada kawan yang anda kenal
3. Syaitan - Tak payahlah... sebuk

Help Palestinian

Happy New Year 2009

Wish you all Muslim a Happy New Year..May ALLAH bless all of us.. for Palestinian.. in sorrow and lot of pains in my heart..i give all my sympathy and pray for all dead Palestinian..i truly and admirably respect for your spirit and braveness to fights against the Zionist regime for your own beloved country..May ALLAH be with u..u all known that your respectably body which is sacrificed in this war will be straightly located in heaven.. jihad for ISLAM..Our love and support will always be with you

" Allah hu Akbar "